11.29.02 I keep getting googled for "how to hook up with a girl"... I hope that they find my diary helpful. As an added bonus - I thought that I would make a list of pointers on how to hook up with a girl. Follow these steps closely and you won't be lonely much longer!!!: 1. Quit your job immediatly, or better yet... get fired. There is nothing more attractive than a rebel that lives in parent's basement "apartment" and makes his own way without "the man". 2. Stop bathing. Same goes for hair-cuts, shaving, and washing your clothes. Girls love a man that is "natural" and doesn't "give in" to deodorant. 3. Wear clothes that make a statement about who you are! T-shirts that have funny sayings on them about your dick are just irresistable! 4. Grab your dick a lot (like its so big and heavy that you must support it) and refer to all women as hoes or bitches (they secretly loooove this!). Act as if every girl wants you and you don't got time for "those hos"! A pager or cell phone is also immpressive. Especially if it is getting "blown up". 5. Talk a lot of shit, erm.. I mean talk about your accomplishments. About how much money/friends/ambitions/"business deals" you have going on at the same time. Act as if you have a lot going for you. With these helpful hints, you'll be beating them off with a stick in no time! So what are you waiting for? Stop jerking off and get yourself a bitch! |
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