12.17.02 I have been SUPER busy making Christmas presents for friends & stuff - since I am too broke to buy things... But strangely enough, I spent about the same amount of money at the grocery store getting ingredients & such that I could've just bought people presents... Oh, well - I thought I would share one of my most favorite recipies... enjoy.
Special "Scarydoll" Tequila Christmas Cake to ease the stress of the holidays... Ingredients:
1 cup of water 1) Sample the Tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, and then check the Tequila again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one cup of Tequila and drink. 2) Repeat step 1. Add an additional cup of Tequila. 3) Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. 4) Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it's best to makesure the Tequila is shtill OK. Try another cup .... jusht in cashe... 5) Turn off the mixerer. 6) Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. 7) Pick fruit off floor. 8) Mix on the turner. 9) If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with asdrewscriver. 10) Sample the Tequila to check for consisticity. 11) Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. 12) Check the Tequila. 13) Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. 14) Add one table. 15) Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. 16) Greash the oven and piss in the fridge. 17) Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. 18) Don't forget to beat off the turner. 19) Finally, throw the bowl through the window, and finish the Tequila. 20) Pass the fuck out.
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