12.02.02 I had such a smart-ass attitude today at work... I laughed about it today when I got home, because I can just see the looks that people were giving me as I fired off one remark after another. I am usually pretty quiet and agreeable, but today I was the Barbara Streisand mega-bitch from hell. It started when Dr. "G" asked me why he didn't get a new phone directory from ITS... and before I could realize what I was saying, I said "maybe because I didn't get you one yet"... I hate that this bitch-ass asks me stupid fucking questions. Questions that are just annoying, like "Do you know how to use EMAIL?" and I am like "YES, you dumb dildo, I AM THE TECH SUPPORT for your stupid department!" Damn stupid questions. Fuckedy-fuck-fuck. Anyways. More hate: I hate that dumb-ass part-time professor that expects me to type up all her fucking tests because "I know com-pu-ters" and she doesn't. And then gets mad when I take longer than she thinks I should. I hate that I have to attend a freakin conference tommorrow. That means that I can't fuck-off all day on the internet, and I have to shake everybody & thier brother's hand, and smile, and be all "biz-ness"... Foo. I will have to wear a little nametag and pretend that I give a flying frito about whatever they are talking about with thier stupid power-point presentation... I wanna see a keg there... maybe a couple of those suits passing a "j" or ANYTHING. More hate: I hate that I have to do a presentation on motorcycle helmet laws tommorrow... I hate the fact that drycleaners are so damn expensive. I hate eating leftover turkey everyday since thanksgiving. I hate that I just paid for new razors for Boyfriend so that he could shave & I could stand to let him kiss me without getting sandpapered. I hate that my car smells weird after it rains.. still- like 2 weeks after...
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