11.13.02 FACTS THAT SHOULD CHEER YOU UP
* During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool, you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. *In an average day, your hands will come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.). *An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. *In a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects-while you slept. *Annually, you will shake hands with 6 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. *Annually, you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. *In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. *At an average wedding reception, you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. *Daily, you will breathe in 1 liter of other people's anal gases.
With all of this in mind, have a GREAT day!!!! |
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